I Want My Rival To Acquire Juan Soto

Jul 29, 2022

Poetry and prose for the trade deadline

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My Soto is gone,

How I miss you so, Juan!

Scott Boras, screw you,

You’ve again made me blue.

And Lerners: good riddance, morons!

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